Sarah Palin Rap lol

LYRICS:

For the Rap Video, here are the lyrics:
my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go eskimo
eskimos
tell me what you know eskimo
eskimos
how you feel eskimo
ice cold
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
super cold

i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacher
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacher
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis of thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. ayers. obama. ayers.
i built me a bridge – it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
[ohhh]

mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
she likes red meat
shoot a mother humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

yo palin, i’m out

On SNL there’s also MacGruber (It’s a joke of MacGaiver, the guy who can build a nuclear missile out of a paper clip, a pencil, and a rubber band)
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/macgruber-financial-ruin/773921/

So, This is the part John saw first.....

humn, maybe no one saw she was a complete idiot candidate for the GOP.... because no one bothered to look anywhere but her Bay Watch knockers? lol Dod Gamn!

:-)

The hate crimes bill has passed through Congress

Dear EVERYONE,

The hate crimes bill has passed through Congress!

This groundbreaking victory never would have happened without the actions and determination of thousands of people like you. Thank you.

Visit LoveConquersHate.org and send a personal note of thanks to the families that did so much to make this victory possible!

I have some amazing news: after a Senate vote today, the inclusive hate crimes bill has crossed its last hurdle in Congress! President Obama has vowed to sign it by the end of this month.

Today's victory marks a truly pivotal moment in our fight for LGBT equality. It happened because of the dedication of people like you and the families of Matthew Shepard and James Byrd, Jr., for whom the bill is named.

And with bills seeking to end workplace and military discrimination coming up for debate in Congress, today's victory could be just the first of many if we can keep up our momentum.

Check out our Love Conquers Hate site – celebrate this victory and send a note of thanks to the Shepard and Byrd families for their years of hard work!

But even as we celebrate this amazing news, we're already getting a sense of the fight we'll have to wage to keep our momentum going.

Courageous lawmakers are continuing to hear from right-wing groups falsely claiming their vote will end free speech, criminalize anti-gay thoughts, and open the door to jailing pastors for their sermons.

One recent right-wing article said passing this bill would "shred America's Judeo-Christian value system."

That's what we're up against.

It's clear that we can't afford to sit back and hope for the best.

But we've proved today that if we continue to fight with the passion and persistence that paved the way for today's hate crimes victory – we can fulfill the promise of this moment, despite our anti-equality opposition.

I hope you'll take one moment today to celebrate this turning point and send your message of support for the families whose dedication helped pass this law:

http://www.LoveConquersHate.org

Thank you again for everything you've done to help make this possible.

Warmly,


Joe Solmonese
President

Bird Whistles Oscar Myer Weiner Song haha

Ok folks, THIS is cute!



Chief

The Actual Mac! lol

Here is something GREAT bashing the Mac. haha

Chief

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Using a Mac is different than using a pc... tricking it, to do what you wanna do. You kinda have to sneak up on a mac. One cool feature its really easy to shut down. All you have to do is be using a program and POOF it shuts down. Unless you wanna actually wanna shut down. Its the only operating system that I know where click and drag does not actually click and drag, it just put's shortcut's on my desktop.

I like the handle here, that's so you can attach a chain and use it as a BOAT ANCHOR.

lol

Good stuff!

Exotic dancer gets probation in stiletto attack

Whats the world coming to... lol

Exotic dancer gets probation in stiletto attack.

Ohio (AP) — A woman has been sentenced to a year of probation for attacking a fellow exotic dancer in the face with a stiletto heel at an Ohio club.

In a deal with prosecutors, 22-year-old Chetania Davis pleaded guilty in Akron Tuesday to a misdemeanor assault charge in the April 17 incident. She was originally charged with more serious felonious assault, which could have brought up to eight years in prison if convicted.

Prosecutors say Davis used the shoe to strike the other woman several times in the club dressing room, causing wounds that required seven staples.
Defense attorney Tom DiCaudo maintains Davis was defending herself during a fight. But he says she took the plea to move on with her life.
The judge also suspended a six-month jail sentence.

In a deal with prosecutors, 22-year-old Chetania Davis pleaded guilty in Akron Tuesday to a misdemeanor assault charge in the April 17 incident. She was originally charged with more serious felonious assault, which could have brought up to eight years in prison if convicted.

Prosecutors say Davis used the shoe to strike the other woman several times in the club dressing room, causing wounds that required seven staples.

Defense attorney Tom DiCaudo maintains Davis was defending herself during a fight. But he says she took the plea to move on with her life.

The judge also suspended a six-month jail sentence.

Love this new song Say Hey

Say Hey



'''Chorus:'''
I say hey, I'll be gone today
But I'll be back all around the way
It seems like everywhere I go
The more I see, the less I know
But I know one thing
That I love you (baby girl)
I love you, I love you, I love you

I've been a lot of places all around the way
I've seen a lot of joy and I've seen a lot of pain
But I don't want to write a love song for the world
I just want to write a song about a boy and a girl

Junkies on the corner always calling my name
And the kids on the corner playing ghetto games
When I saw you getting down, well, I hope it was you
And when I look into your eyes I knew it was true

'''Chorus'''

Now I'm not a highly metaphysical man
But I know when the stars are aligned you can
Bump into a person in the middle of the road
Look into their eyes and you suddenly know

Rocking in the dance hall moving with you
Dancing in the night in the middle of June
My momma told me don't lose you
'Cause the best luck I had was you

'''Chorus'''

And I say, rocking in the dance hall, moving with you
I say, hey momma, hey momma, close to you
Rocking in the dance hall, moving with you
I say, hey poppa, hey poppa, close to you
Rocking in the dance hall moving with you
I say, hey momma, hey momma, close to you
Rocking in the dance hall moving with you
I say, hey momma, hey momma, hey momma, hey momma
Hey momma, hey momma, hey momma, hey momma

My momma told me don't lose you
'Cause the best luck I had was you
And I know one thing
That I love you

I say hey, I'll be gone today
But I'll be back all around the way
It seems like everywhere I go
The more I see, the less I know
I say hey, I'll be gone today
But I'll be back all around the way
It seems like everywhere I go
The more I see, the less I know
But I know one thing
That I love you (baby girl)
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you

(Rocking in the dance hall moving with you
I say, hey poppa, hey poppa
Hey momma, hey momma
Rocking in the dance hall moving with you
Come on, hey poppa, hey poppa)

I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you

They awarded HIM the Nobel Peace Prize? WTF People

America, the beautiful.... LAND OF THE EFFING BLIND! Open those two frontal hole's in your head and see what is wrong. Next, open those two holes on each side of your HEAD and Listen to WHAT is going on..... Socialism the NoBamma Way!










Chief

Nuts

So, the walnut tree that grandpa planted MANY years ago is interesting... I spent 4 hours doing front yard work lol. Looks good now, but MAN! What a joke from above grandpa!!! haha

Pics attached.

Chief

Music Night....... Nothing Compares...

It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away
Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing ...
I said nothing can take away these blues,
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you

It's been so lonely without you here
Like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby where did I go wrong?
I could put my arms around every boy I see
But they'd only remind me of you
went to the doctor guess what he told me
Guess what he told me?
He said, girl, you better have fun
No matter what you do
But he's a fool ...
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you ...

All the flowers that you planted, mama
In the back yard
All died when you went away
I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to you

Crush

Friend sent me this video link, heh. It's true on both accounts tho.

Gov. Strickland delays executions while protocols are reviewed

SERIOUSLY!!!!?!!!!!?!?? WTF? What kind of protocol IS there a problem? We never had to have a protocol for finding a vein when we used ole sparky!

Gov. Strickland delays executions while protocols are reviewed

COLUMBUS -- Gov. Ted Strickland on Monday delayed the state's next two executions to allow a full review of lethal injection procedures, the latest in a series of unprecedented capital punishment developments in Ohio.

Strickland ordered the reprieves for condemned inmates Lawrence Reynolds, scheduled to be executed Thursday, and Darryl Durr, scheduled to die next month, in the midst of a legal battle over Reynolds' execution.

Reynolds' execution was delayed until March 9, Durr's until April 20. Strickland said the Ohio corrections department needed more time to finish updating protocols for dealing with long delays in finding suitable veins on inmates.

The Hook Brings you Back

Life, love and Hate. How the things you love in life you can hate so much but everything happens for a reason and its then you ponder if the decisions in life you made were right or wrong or the decisions that someone else in life has made, was learned that they will be different and in the end its frailty that cause the mind to go. All that you learn to hold onto is intured into the ground. That's ok, because in life and love and death (all-be it not physical) but emotional, it is still a death in sense. Just as the death card in a tarot deck is not necessarily sign of physical death. With the death of one thing, there is the start of a new. Who's to say that the start cannot be with something or someone from the past? We shall see, but for now, check out this week's song, the Hook by Blues Traveler.

Lyrics and Video posted.

Chief



The Hook

It doesn't matter what I say
So long as I sing with inflection
That makes you feel that I'll convey
Some inner truth of vast reflection
But I've said nothing so far
And I can keep it up for as long as it takes
And it don't matter who you are
If I'm doing my job then it's your resolve that breaks

Because the hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The hook brings you back
On that you can rely

There is something amiss
I am being insincere
In fact I don't mean any of this
Still my confession draws you near
To confuse the issue I refer
To familiar heroes from long ago
No matter how much Peter loved her
What made the Pan refuse to grow

Was that the hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The hook brings you back
On that you can rely

Suck it in suck it in suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
Make a desperate move or else you'll win
And then begin
To see
What you're doing to me this MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's killing me
So desperately I sing to thee
Of love
Sure but also rage and hate and pain and fear of self
And I can't keep these feelings on the shelf
I've tried well no in fact I lied
Could be financial suicide but I've got too much pride inside
To hide or slide
I'll do as I'll decide and let it ride until I've died
And only then shall I abide this tide
Of catchy little tunes
Of hip three minute ditties
I wanna bust all your balloons
I wanna burn all of your cities
To the ground I've found
I will not mess around
Unless I play then hey
I will go on all day hear what I say
I have a prayer to pray
That's really all this was
And when I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
I don't rely on luck because...

The hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The hook...
On that you can rely