Devil Went Down to Georgia
Dueling Banjo's
Ozzy & Miss Piggy
Muppet's Metal
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Sarah Palin Rap lol
LYRICS:
For the Rap Video, here are the lyrics:
my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me
how’s it go eskimo
eskimos
tell me what you know eskimo
eskimos
how you feel eskimo
ice cold
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
super cold
i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacher
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacher
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill
my country tis of thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. ayers. obama. ayers.
i built me a bridge – it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
[ohhh]
mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
she likes red meat
shoot a mother humpin moose, eight days of the week
[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]
yo palin, i’m out
On SNL there’s also MacGruber (It’s a joke of MacGaiver, the guy who can build a nuclear missile out of a paper clip, a pencil, and a rubber band)
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/macgruber-financial-ruin/773921/
So, This is the part John saw first.....
humn, maybe no one saw she was a complete idiot candidate for the GOP.... because no one bothered to look anywhere but her Bay Watch knockers? lol Dod Gamn!
:-)
Friday, October 23, 2009
The hate crimes bill has passed through Congress
Dear EVERYONE,
The hate crimes bill has passed through Congress!
This groundbreaking victory never would have happened without the actions and determination of thousands of people like you. Thank you.
Visit LoveConquersHate.org and send a personal note of thanks to the families that did so much to make this victory possible!
I have some amazing news: after a Senate vote today, the inclusive hate crimes bill has crossed its last hurdle in Congress! President Obama has vowed to sign it by the end of this month.
Today's victory marks a truly pivotal moment in our fight for LGBT equality. It happened because of the dedication of people like you and the families of Matthew Shepard and James Byrd, Jr., for whom the bill is named.
And with bills seeking to end workplace and military discrimination coming up for debate in Congress, today's victory could be just the first of many if we can keep up our momentum.
Check out our Love Conquers Hate site – celebrate this victory and send a note of thanks to the Shepard and Byrd families for their years of hard work!
But even as we celebrate this amazing news, we're already getting a sense of the fight we'll have to wage to keep our momentum going.
Courageous lawmakers are continuing to hear from right-wing groups falsely claiming their vote will end free speech, criminalize anti-gay thoughts, and open the door to jailing pastors for their sermons.
One recent right-wing article said passing this bill would "shred America's Judeo-Christian value system."
That's what we're up against.
It's clear that we can't afford to sit back and hope for the best.
But we've proved today that if we continue to fight with the passion and persistence that paved the way for today's hate crimes victory – we can fulfill the promise of this moment, despite our anti-equality opposition.
I hope you'll take one moment today to celebrate this turning point and send your message of support for the families whose dedication helped pass this law:
http://www.LoveConquersHate.org
Thank you again for everything you've done to help make this possible.
Warmly,
Joe Solmonese
President
The hate crimes bill has passed through Congress!
This groundbreaking victory never would have happened without the actions and determination of thousands of people like you. Thank you.
Visit LoveConquersHate.org and send a personal note of thanks to the families that did so much to make this victory possible!
I have some amazing news: after a Senate vote today, the inclusive hate crimes bill has crossed its last hurdle in Congress! President Obama has vowed to sign it by the end of this month.
Today's victory marks a truly pivotal moment in our fight for LGBT equality. It happened because of the dedication of people like you and the families of Matthew Shepard and James Byrd, Jr., for whom the bill is named.
And with bills seeking to end workplace and military discrimination coming up for debate in Congress, today's victory could be just the first of many if we can keep up our momentum.
Check out our Love Conquers Hate site – celebrate this victory and send a note of thanks to the Shepard and Byrd families for their years of hard work!
But even as we celebrate this amazing news, we're already getting a sense of the fight we'll have to wage to keep our momentum going.
Courageous lawmakers are continuing to hear from right-wing groups falsely claiming their vote will end free speech, criminalize anti-gay thoughts, and open the door to jailing pastors for their sermons.
One recent right-wing article said passing this bill would "shred America's Judeo-Christian value system."
That's what we're up against.
It's clear that we can't afford to sit back and hope for the best.
But we've proved today that if we continue to fight with the passion and persistence that paved the way for today's hate crimes victory – we can fulfill the promise of this moment, despite our anti-equality opposition.
I hope you'll take one moment today to celebrate this turning point and send your message of support for the families whose dedication helped pass this law:
http://www.LoveConquersHate.org
Thank you again for everything you've done to help make this possible.
Warmly,
Joe Solmonese
President
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
The Actual Mac! lol
Here is something GREAT bashing the Mac. haha
Chief
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Using a Mac is different than using a pc... tricking it, to do what you wanna do. You kinda have to sneak up on a mac. One cool feature its really easy to shut down. All you have to do is be using a program and POOF it shuts down. Unless you wanna actually wanna shut down. Its the only operating system that I know where click and drag does not actually click and drag, it just put's shortcut's on my desktop.
I like the handle here, that's so you can attach a chain and use it as a BOAT ANCHOR.
lol
Good stuff!
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Exotic dancer gets probation in stiletto attack
Whats the world coming to... lol
Exotic dancer gets probation in stiletto attack.
Ohio (AP) — A woman has been sentenced to a year of probation for attacking a fellow exotic dancer in the face with a stiletto heel at an Ohio club.
In a deal with prosecutors, 22-year-old Chetania Davis pleaded guilty in Akron Tuesday to a misdemeanor assault charge in the April 17 incident. She was originally charged with more serious felonious assault, which could have brought up to eight years in prison if convicted.
Prosecutors say Davis used the shoe to strike the other woman several times in the club dressing room, causing wounds that required seven staples.
Defense attorney Tom DiCaudo maintains Davis was defending herself during a fight. But he says she took the plea to move on with her life.
The judge also suspended a six-month jail sentence.
In a deal with prosecutors, 22-year-old Chetania Davis pleaded guilty in Akron Tuesday to a misdemeanor assault charge in the April 17 incident. She was originally charged with more serious felonious assault, which could have brought up to eight years in prison if convicted.
Prosecutors say Davis used the shoe to strike the other woman several times in the club dressing room, causing wounds that required seven staples.
Defense attorney Tom DiCaudo maintains Davis was defending herself during a fight. But he says she took the plea to move on with her life.
The judge also suspended a six-month jail sentence.
Exotic dancer gets probation in stiletto attack.
Ohio (AP) — A woman has been sentenced to a year of probation for attacking a fellow exotic dancer in the face with a stiletto heel at an Ohio club.
In a deal with prosecutors, 22-year-old Chetania Davis pleaded guilty in Akron Tuesday to a misdemeanor assault charge in the April 17 incident. She was originally charged with more serious felonious assault, which could have brought up to eight years in prison if convicted.
Prosecutors say Davis used the shoe to strike the other woman several times in the club dressing room, causing wounds that required seven staples.
Defense attorney Tom DiCaudo maintains Davis was defending herself during a fight. But he says she took the plea to move on with her life.
The judge also suspended a six-month jail sentence.
In a deal with prosecutors, 22-year-old Chetania Davis pleaded guilty in Akron Tuesday to a misdemeanor assault charge in the April 17 incident. She was originally charged with more serious felonious assault, which could have brought up to eight years in prison if convicted.
Prosecutors say Davis used the shoe to strike the other woman several times in the club dressing room, causing wounds that required seven staples.
Defense attorney Tom DiCaudo maintains Davis was defending herself during a fight. But he says she took the plea to move on with her life.
The judge also suspended a six-month jail sentence.
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