Joke about NoBama Socialized Healthcare

Ok Folks, HERE'S one for you.... This day is coming too! lol

> > The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
> >
> > "Hello?"
> >
> > "Mrs. Sanders, please."
> >
> > "Speaking."
> >
> > "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your
> > husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from
> > another Mr. Sanders arrived at about the same time. We are now
> > uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the
> > results are not too good."
> >
> > "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
> >
> > "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
> > other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
> >
> > "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?"
> > questioned Mrs. Sanders.
> >
> > "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these
> > expensive tests just one time."
> >
> > ''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "
> >
> > "The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off
> > somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
> > with him."