A Kentucky Sate Trooper stops at a farm in rural KY and talks with an old farmer.
He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.' The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The trooper verbally explodes saying,
'Mister, I have the authority of the KY State Police with me.'
Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.. on any land. No
questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the trooper running for his life and
close behind is the farmer's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.
The trooper is clearly terrified..
The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge! Show him your badge Smartass!'
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